Thou shalt not hit your brother

Scene opens with two kids playing. Adults are used to play the parts of the children. I suggest that they sit down near the front of the stage to give the impression of younger children. This can be performed with any combination of male and female. For the purpose of this script I will use the names Kelsey and Aaron.

Kelsey: Go outside and play.
Aaron: We are outside.
Kelsey: Oh, I just meant mom sent us out again.
Aaron: I know she's always kicking us outside. She must think fresh airs good for us or
        something.
Kelsey: Is it?
Aaron: Actually I think it is. Eat your vegetables.
Kelsey: Yeah they're supposed to be good for us too.
Aaron:: Run out and play in the traffic.
Kelsey: Hey she doesn't say that.
Aaron: I know , maybe because that wouldn't be good for us.
Kelsey: Look both ways before you cross the street.
Aaron: Clean your room.
Kelsey: How's that good for us.
Aaron: That's good for her.
Kelsey: Yeah like grab me a diet coke while you're up.
Aaron: Hurry up or you'll be late.
Kelsey: Don't be cheeky.
Aaron: Eat with your mouth closed.
Kelsey: Turn off the light.
Aaron: Do the dishes
Kelsey: Don't call your brother a jerk.
Aaron: Yeah! Don't call your brother a jerk!
Kelsey: Well sometimes you are.
Aaron: Booger face!
Kelsey: Hey! Don't call me that.
Aaron: Don't call your brother a jerk.
Kelsey: All right, maybe all those things mom says are supposed to be good for us.
Aaron: Except for the one about the diet coke.
Kelsey: All these rules that mom has are , well maybe for our own good.
Aaron: Rules, they're like commandments.
Kelsey: But she has more than ten.
Aaron: Hey that's it.
Kelsey: What's it
Aaron: The Ten commandments are supposed to be good for us.
Kelsey: Yeah well they better be better than vegetables. Kelsey thou shalt eat your
broccoli.
Aaron: Aaron thou shall not ride helmetless into on coming traffic.
Kelsey: Be nice to , no honor thy brother.
Aaron: Be satisfied with what you have.
Kelsey: Yeah that's like that covet commandment.
Aaron: Clean your room.
Kelsey: You said that one.
Aaron: So has mom, over and over and over.
Kelsey: Do your homework
Aaron: You know maybe I should clean my room, I might find that baseball I lost.
Kelsey: I guess I could do my homework. It might,(pause) well it might be good for me.

The two would be children start to walk off .

Aaron: Thou shalt not steal.
Kelsey: I can live with that one.

Voices fade out.

Kelsey: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors wife.
Aaron: Ooo gross!